zachariebutts:

grimdorkjade:

omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC

AND IT CAME OUT LIKE

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH

this is it. this is my most popular post. and it has killed me 57 thousand times.

danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

(Source: ameliaxpond)

connorkawaii:

waking up the morning after finishing a video game 

twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

galosengen:

spacetwinks:

but what about a fully immersive game where i am a dog, just doing dog things. licking my owner’s ear repeatedly despite being demanded not to do so. knocking grape soda onto the floor. eating left over chinese and puking and acting really happy about it. taking a nap

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

thebookofthebraindead:

Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY AND SHOWCASING HOW FUCKING COOL LIFE IS AND TESTING THINGS YOU TAKE AS TRUE AND TREATING EVERYTHING AS A CHALLENGE THAT CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH AND APPLY YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND THEY ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND THEY INJECT HUMOUR INTO IT AND EXPLAIN ALL OF THE SCIENCE THEY DO

like wow A+ role model show I hope it airs forever I love mythbusters

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr